|"TC Reiner" or Reiner Edmund Schmegner?|
ONE: The hapless and self-christened "TC Reiner," whose real name is Reiner Edmund Schmegner, has fired his lawyer, whose advice he continues to ignore.
Only to discover that he can't fire his lawyer.
That's because the equally hapless Michael Harris, his beleaguered attorney, remains recognized by the Court as "counsel of record."
Will the shameless Schmeg now attempt to shakedown his lawyer through threat of a negligence lawsuit and/or Bar complaint?
It would certainly be in-character.
TWO: The humiliated and shamed Schmeg now seeks "confidentiality" from the Court.
We guess that Schmegner was not too thrilled about having his real name revealed after over twenty years of operating under an unregistered fictitious name and, more especially, conducting copyright shakedowns in Federal Court under a fraudulent identity.
THREE: Schmegner is trying to reneg on a binding settlement agreement.
In an odd twist, Schmegner, according to his "fired" lawyer, refuses to sign any document in his real name.
FOUR: Speaking of fish, The Schmeg seeks to reopen Discovery.
That is because the only thing his fishing expedition reeled in was an old boot.
But the Court says Schmegner had his day at the swamp (where he morally resides) and can go fishing no mo'.
And so this saga continues, as a very disgruntled Schmeg attempts to perpetuate his career as a serial sewer (uh, suer).