En route to Niland from East Jesus, we discover a kindly gent hawking his wares on a roadside stand near his home (above).
Jimmy Hornfeather has resided here since 1985.
This is the road that Jimmy lives on.
And this is Jimmy...
This is what Jimmy crafts and sells...
"They're all twenty dollars each, doesn't matter big or small," says Jimmy. "They've been twenty dollars each since 1985."
Jimmy throws in free horn-carving lessons.
Awesome as a road-bag adornment.