Friday, June 28, 2019

THE NEW 5:55 CLUB: NO SCHMEGS ALLOWED



Van Stein, Nigel, yours truly, Raeffelli, Mel Weddle (R.I.P.) and Ron



In honor of Mel Weddle, the 5:33 Club has been officially retired.

We shall morph into the 5:55 Club

Venue in Tulalip to be determined.

Applicants must undergo The Schmeg Test. 

Too bad we did not have such a hurdle when we allowed "TC Reiner" to join our mix. 



The Schmeg



Everyone knew Reiner Schmegner was creepy (leaning over people, rarely taking a bar stool, rarely ordering anything but tap water, lisping his way into conversation). 

But no one realized Schmegner was a predator hiding behind an alias. 

Won't happen again. 

Not to us, or anyone who searches Schmegner's alias (or real name) on the internet. 



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