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A rooster awakens me at sunrise and the dude who just
opened Marfa Book & Wine is sitting outside when I arrive for coffee.
“You’re
not here to use the Internet, are you?” he says.
"Nope.”
“Cos it’s
down.”
“Course it is.
Who cares?”
Van Stein trudges in.
“Catch anything?” I ask.
The artist had been up most of the night watching for
mystery lights and painting,
“Even the fake lights got snuffed. Just me and the moon.”
We cruise Marfa’s residential streets, built on a
grid.
The locals are big on trailers
and mobile homes, especially shiny vintage Airstreams.
And Godbold mill—a damn sight more
interesting than Donald Judd’s
crates or boxes or cubes or whatever the hell they’re supposed to
be. Also, it has function: It once (maybe still does) processed something
useful to people.
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Old Godbold represents
the difference between natives and New Marfans.
The natives are naturally minimalist; the new crowd contrive minimalism, desperate to install themselves—install being the hip keyword.
The natives are naturally minimalist; the new crowd contrive minimalism, desperate to install themselves—install being the hip keyword.
Design an art installation, around
which to de-install themselves from New York (substitute any big city)
and install themselves (at least for posturing purposes) in a small west
Texas town.
“Ya, see,
anyone who’s paying attention–I really am a
minimalist! I’m installed!”
Who cares?
Native Marfans don’t.
They’re
just grateful to unload decrepit houses for a hundred grand—houses they used to
board up and abandon.
We pass Marfa Ballroom, which, like most of the other
fifteen galleries/installations in town, are painted off-white with
little or no markings; one strains to see only a minimal amount of artwork
inside. They seem closed off from the
public, as if secret cults are breeding communal children inside.
The doors are locked.
When you knock, nobody answers.
Why not?
Because the minimalist owners are here only a minimal amount of time;
they are really in New York (substitute any big city).
Or maybe it’s just a tax dodge:
Build an installation to yourself and write it off as a business
expense.
Or: Is insurance cheaper for expensive art if you
house it in Marfa? (One gallery—behind
behind minimal lock and key—houses a pricey collection of Andy Warhol’s Last Supper
series.)
Donald Judd actually lived in Marfa, in a house now
called The Block.
His emulators only pretend a presence.
His emulators only pretend a presence.
We weave through the Big Bend Mountains, to Alpine,
where Marfans go for supplies: A True
Value with a Radio Shack. Alpine isn’t good for much
else.
Back in Marfa, Van Stein heads out to paint Godbold.
I amble to Marfa Wine & Book, spend an
hour poking around, perusing bookshelves.
Clearly, the Crowleys spend more on electricity to light their large shop than they receive in gross income
from books and coffee and wine.
So, what
is this really about—a big-fish-in-a-small-pond deal? Or having everything in place when the hordes
arrive?
Build a bookstore, with espresso and wine, and they
will come.
A coffee table book on Airstreams catches my eye, and
my imagination.
Maybe that’s the
answer. A mobile home.
Not just any mobile home, a shiny
silver rounded classic. About as Who-charismatic
as it gets, given one has in-take and out-put and the need for a safe place to
sleep.
Van Stein and I re-group at five-thirty, the horseshoe
bar at Jett’s, a
dirty dry martini apiece.
“You know,” I say, “these folks, the locals, are the
real minimalists. It’s a Texan
thing. They like it straight, do it
straight. Straight roads, straight
talk. Did you see the police station? The stencilling on their window says Police. Simple words, as few as possible. Isn’t
that the essence of minimalism?
Stripping everything down until it lacks expression?”
Van Stein studies me with one eye closed. “How’d you
suddenly smarten up on minimalism?”
“The bookstore this afternoon. This town, on the surface, is being
reinvented by big city minimalists, but the genuine minimalists have always
been here. Marfa isn’t inspired by
Judd. This is where Judd found inspiration to be a minimalist. His cubes come from these buildings around
us. You know, even James Dean was a
minimalist.”
“Yeah?”
“Only three movies.
That’s
what happens when you’re
touched by Marfa.”
“I know you don’t
think much of Judd’s
boxes," says Van Stein. "But the point is, we don’t know what’s inside
his boxes.”
“There’s
nothing inside his boxes.”
“You don’t
know that. That’s the
mystery. It’s all about what’s inside. With minimalists, it’s about what you
don’t
see.”
“Okay," I say. "I don’t see the point.
They’ve
already got minimalism down to an art and a science here in Marfa. Why do they need a bunch of big city
minimalists?”
“Easy,” says Van Stein. “Money.”
“So that’s
what’s in
Judd’s
boxes?”
“Maybe. He sure
as hell couldn’t
spend it around here. He was happily
boxed in. Anything outside Marfa is
outside the box. All we see is the outer
form. It’s the mystery.
His bare cubes are an infinite abstraction, like a blank canvas." He pauses to catch up with his blather. "I got it.
Judd comes along to Marfa and sees three kinds of nuts: Obsessive Giant-slash-James Dean fans,
mystery light-seekers and the locals.
Nuts-cubed. So he creates
three-dimensional squares. Right?”
“All I know is,” I say, “not only does my cell phone
and Internet not work, but my wristwatch stopped ticking, too, and when I tried
to make a call on the courtesy phone my credit card didn’t work either.”
We drain our martinis, saunter up the road to Maiya’s.
“Reservation?” asks the maitre d’.
In a half-horse town?
Give us a break!
He gives us the best table, near a picture window
looking onto Hopper-esque Highland Avenue upon which shadows from the setting
sun crawl up brownstone buildings.
And he was not kidding about reservations: By the time a bottle of Fess Parker
chardonnay arrives, Maiya’s is
almost full.
The menu could have been devised in Napa Valley: Chicken satay with peanut sauce, roast
Atlantic salmon, and for dessert, free form flaky tart “served hot”—with a scoop of vanilla ice
cream to cool it down.
A highly inspired Van Stein dashes for his paints: I
ease myself to the bar for a chat with a Mexican barmaid who says she’s from
Chihuahua—and I love the way she says Chihuahua. She’s a
nippy thing, even looks like a Chihuahua.
It is dark now.
I take a walk through quiet Marfa streets, ending up, about 9:40, at bar
called Beer.
“You’re my
first customer all night,” says the barmaid.
Now that’s
minimal.
True to their minimalist name, they serve only
beer. I order a bottle of Bud, no
glass (my contribution to the minimalist experience).
“So, what’ the
deal with this place?” I ask the barmaid.
“Rick’s?” (Beer belongs to Rick.)
“No, Marfa.”
She explains that Marfa was dying in the early 1980s;
was going the same way as nearby Valentine.
“Donald Judd and the artists saved Marfa," she concludes.
“But they just install themselves here and boast about
it back in the big city.” I say.
“No.” She
shakes her head. “They really live here, they participate. They buy houses, change a few little things,
pretty them up—but they don’t
rebuild or enlarge or change the character.”
She tells me that Rick, her boss, was getting ready to
shut his place down... until Marfa Ballroom (an installation) brought a rock band to town, and loaned it to
Rick.
“This place filled up so full, you
couldn’t
move. We got another band coming in next
week. Rick is expanding. He’s
taking the back wall out to create more space.”
Another example of Marfa minimalism: You need to expand? Push the wall out. No bureaucrats around to inspect, consider,
disapprove, order changes, re-inspect…
I sit, sucking beer from a bottle, thinking it
through: I had perceived the artists as
snobby interlopers, taking over a town, making it their own cult of
minimalism without regard for the locals or their heritage. Now I’m
learning that without the artists the town would by now be dead wood. The
artists are the true saviors, bringing commerce—absent of commercialism—to
Marfa.
We thought we were coming to Marfa to see a) nuts
attracted to a metaphysical phenomenon (or maybe the metaphysical phenomenon
itself) and b) nuts obsessed with dead celebrities.
What we found was something much different and more
exciting: The power of art.
Next morning, a setting grapefruit moon sees us off while a
just-rising sun casts its pink glow over desert and mountains.
Mystery lights
or no, there is something
metaphysical about Marfa.
The lights
are just the lure. They reel you in, as
if you’re a fish swimming toward shimmering light and, once snagged, you’re
hooked by Who-carism.
Now just the thought of Marfa relaxes me more than
five milligrams of Xanax washed down with a dirty dry martini.
No more falling
sky.
Back home, I contact the spooky people in Washington
DC and learn that Marfa Prada is actually a snare—code-named Tract 33—a
four-dimensional portal engineered by aliens from a distant solar system to
collect human specimens for their zoo and lab experiments, part of a secret
accord with the US government—hatched by the CIA, NSA, and NASA—to preclude an
out-an-out invasion and enslavement of everyone.
"So why didn’t
they nab us?” demands Van Stein.
"Are you nuts?” I roll my eyes. “Yeah, you are. They wouldn't want us. They’re looking for normal
specimens.”