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| Villa Mangiacane, San Casciano, Tuscany |
At daylight, we motion along the autostrada enchanted by the voice of
Joseph McManners, a stand-alone choirboy who sings...
First
(or second) angel.
Stoked by frothy cappuccino, we
roll onward to our intermediate destination, as plotted by JL: the town of Pontremoli, at Moon Valley’s very
heart, surrounded on three sides by unusual mountain ranges, one of which–the
Apennines—resembles the edge of a lunar crater.
The whole valley feels like a moon crater.
We stretch our legs, greeted by a sign, Pro Loco, while, down the road, a loco-moon-faced
female yells at a stationary car, the only activity in Pontremoli this
afternoon.
We ascend the
old fortress, now a museum, situated on this town’s highest ground.
We are the only visitors all day, probably
all week, perhaps all month, maybe all year.
(Pontremoli’s tourism bureau is now defunct.)
A solitary museum clerk takes our euros,
looks at us like we’re out of our minds to be here and permits us free roaming
through a desolate fortress that seems based more on earthly cruelty than on moon worship.
A jail, a dungeon. Unspoken horrors have left an aura of fright.
A plaque discloses that Emperor Barbarossa had designated the local aristocracy
Counts of Luni.
These genuine lunies carved mushroom people out of stone and worshipped them in
moonlight, from which certain etchings and symbols could be seen.
Lunies
claim to be the inspiration (and origin) for Britain’s Stonehenge.
Down the road is an impressive cathedral, quite large for so small a town–as if the Christians behind its creation did their damn best to sway the natives from such pagan ritual as moon worship.
Yet, above the altar, at the apex of a cross, is a round glass object that resembles the moon.
So, who was fooling whom?
Did the cathedral builders use the
moon as a lure?
Or had they been infiltrated by moon worshippers?
Dusk turns dark as we roll
south.
This being Italy, road-signs make
no sense, but guided by high-tech navigational equipment JL wheels us to the
town of San Casciano, ten miles from Florence—and the Villa Mangiacane, translation:
Dog Eaters.
An electronic gate slides open; a
long dirt path leads to the three-story villa, looming esoterically in the
shadows.
JL has visited this villa only once, two years before, when it played host to the spookiest event of his life: As he lay in bed, held captive by sleep, he felt a presence, studying him closely. Mustering all his energy to force his eyes open, he snagged a fleeing phantasm with a high-domed head, tight-skinned face with mischievous smirk and long neck, wearing a strange gown.
A
classic alien profile.
JL awakened believing he had been abducted
and fiddled with by extraterrestrials.
“We have the royal suite ready for
you,” says Erica, the villa’s hostess.
“No, not necessary,” says JL, a
member of Monaco’s royal family. “Put me
near my friends.”
Lavish duplex suites await us,
connected by a communal loggia with twenty-foot high ceiling and a view of
Florence eight miles away, its light casting a halo over a city famous for
renaissance intrigue–the Medicis and the Borgias, and the greatly
misunderstood Niccolo Machiavelli.
Within a few minutes it becomes
clear why we have found this place–or why it has found us:
This villa is the Machiavelli family seat, to
which the father of political science was banished, from Florence, by the
autocratic Medicis, and where, for fourteen years, he wrote his discourses—including
an enduring master thesis called The
Prince.
There is time, however, only to
savor, not digest, this piece of information, because a more pressing matter
demands our attention.
“There is somebody staying here who
knows that you are related to the Prince and wants to meet you,” Erica tells
JL.
“Who?”
“Gotcha Arivadze,” she replies.
Second
devil (or third)?
JL exchanges glances with me. It is a name we both know from our princely
work.
Arivadze, an affable crook from Georgia (the former Soviet republic), amassed
a large fortune through various shenanigans and used it to penetrate the Prince
of Monaco’s orbit of friends, probably on behalf of the Russian special
services.
“What’s he doing here?” I interject.
“A dinner party.” Erica motions at the dining room.
Through a doorway we behold a
dozen austere, surly men seated around an oval table.
We are now a cartoon from The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle.
JL is Rocky; Van Stein is
Bullwinkle. And Anjelika, our Russian
spy, is Natasha.
With barely a cue from me, Natasha bounces into the dining room, sans
invitation, and says, “Good evening! Nice
to hear the Russian language!”
Natasha is dressed to kill: Black form-fitting top, short black skirt,
black stockings and black leather boots with steel stiletto heels, all packaging
an exotic, expressive beauty.
Boris (Arivadze) immediately bites
the bait, eyes launching from his head, think Roger Rabbit.
Boris wants Natasha to remain, but
her entrance is just a tease, and she rejoins our party for dinner in the wine
cellar, reserved exclusively for us and illuminated by tall freestanding
candelabras.
A brass plaque over the door says The Arivadze Cave, clueing us that Boris
is a secret partner in this establishment (a notion cemented when we discover
his pet dog is kept in a villa kennel).
To be
sacrificed and eaten?
A five-course meal is served with
Chianti Classico reserve (produced in this very neighborhood), during which JL
recounts the night terror he endured here, while orbs from our surreal bouncing assemble around us in
the cellar.
It is midnight when we clink our
final toast and tour the basement, ogling erotic art that becomes more wicked
the deeper one delves into meandering basement rooms, in contrast to the ground
floor, where the eclectic collection is more classic and respectable—though the
dining room features visionary paintings akin to Icelandic art.
Combined with the erotic sculpture
punctuating the grounds outside (seen next morning) and photo albums on the
piano illustrating numerous female models who passed through this retreat,
Machiavelli’s old home has the feel of the mansion in Stanley Kubrick’s final film, Eyes Wide Shut, where a
sexually explicit and ritualistic masquerade party takes place, entry to which
is gained only by a secret password, Fidelio.
Returning upstairs, Natasha
positions herself on a loggia, smoking a cigarette, while Rocky, Bullwinkle and
I sip red wine, watching Boris get reeled into our honey trap.
Within minutes, Natasha is sitting
in the dining room with table-full of wily Russian conspirators.
Thirty
minutes later a waiter arrives with a bottle of house red wine, “Compliments of
Mister Arivadze.”
He thinks he can trade us a bottle of wine for our
angel (or devil)?
We
don’t refuse the wine, but this effrontery precludes us from uncorking it, and
we leave it on the table un-drunk, decamping to our communal loggia.
Lurking
nearby, a solitary man puffs a cigar. He
then lights another, even though the time is way past one in the morning.
JL
engages him. The stranger accepts
chitchat, sticks to banalities. Turns
out he’s French, nothing to do with the Russian dinner party; he and his wife are
the only other guests at the villa this evening.
So,
he’s probably DST or DGSE–French special services–keeping tabs on whatever
the Russians are up to, and he’s probably wondering what the hell we–the Rocky & Bullwinkle Show—are doing here.
The Russians, he was expecting. Us?
Once he (mis)concludes CIA crashed the party it will complicate his report
writing.
JL decides to check on Natasha by
introducing himself to Boris, say thanks for the un-drunk wine. He returns twenty minutes later with the
bottle, now uncorked. (Alas, we were thirsty.)
“Natasha’s too close to them, man!”
he says. “They’re slobbering all over
her.”
“It’s her job,” I say. “She knows
what she’s doing.”
We continue to sip wine, having
already consumed too much, as the morning hours tick onward, a dark, moonless
Florentine night, cold creeping into our bones, until, finally, just past three
o’clock, we hear our vivacious Angel in the hallway.
I cut around from the loggia to
greet her and find a Russian goon–not Boris, more like an Igor—standing outside
her door, insisting her suite is his own.
When he sees me, the stocky, gruff,
crew-cut Igor backs off, grunts goodnight to Natasha, and creeps to his room
adjacent to the loggia where, unseen, Van Stein and JL are sharing a joke,
laughing.
Believing himself to be the butt of
their laughter (perhaps the norm for him), Igor slams his door. In case we do not get his point, he opens the door a few inches, glares out and slams it again.
No subtlety, Russians. Even when they poison someone, they use ten
times the lethal dose, then accuse everyone else of aggressive, obstructive
behavior.
Igor, says Anjelika, is a GRU general who quickly
decided that she probably works in “Division Three for Pavel Pavelovitch.”
And
maybe she does.
“How did you explain us?” I ask.
“Yes, they ask me,” says
Angel. “I tell them you are my three
husbands: a writer, an artist and a
baron.”
