CLUBHOUSE ON WHEELS:
Road-tripping (creativity & madness, intrigue & lunacy, angels & devils), magic realism plus true-life spy stories and "The Investigator" (Santa Barbara News-Press) column
Well done, gov.
Send in the clowns, uh, cops.
Except they're not clowns. You and your cohorts are.
The cops are smarter.
They won't come.
They have no interest in enforcing your nonsense.